"Unless Darren can survive New York's largest drug mogul, write a paper on Dante's "Inferno," escape three thugs chasing the wrong guy and sell fifty pills of ecstasy to make his tuition payment, he'll never date the girl of his dreams."
Lou Taylor Pucci
as Darren
Kristen Bell
as Gracie
John Hensley
as Coleman
Nora Zehetner
as Michelle
Monica Keena
as Petunia
Diora Baird
as Tiffany
Michael Masini
as Halo
Rachel Boston
as Lindsay
Christopher M. Boyd
as Richard
Jeffrey Nicholas Brown
as Homeless Joe
Michael Peña
as Eduardo
Corrine Carey
as Marla
Jane Lynch
as Doreen
Curran Connor
as Scott
Maya Hazen
as Bethany
Chris Johnson
as Paul
John Kapelos
as Harold
Stephen Keys
as Little Steve
Donnell Rawlings
as C-Low
Paul Schackman
as Louis
Daniel Spink
as Albert
Eddie Kaye Thomas
as Ralphie
Nicholas Thomas
as Roger
John C. Mann
as Homeless Burt
Ron Yuan
as The Seoul Man
John Marshall Jones
as Housing Manager
Jillian Murray
as Jayne
Theo Avgerinos
Director
Matthew Perniciaro
Author