Riven

Artie Lange

as Artie DeVanzo

Ralph Macchio

as Maz

Cara Buono

as Linda

Anthony DeSando

as Dennis Mangenelli

Jimmy Palumbo

as Johnny Trinno

Joe Lo Truglio

as Dave

Jerry Minor

as Tim

Seymour Cassel

as Dirt

Michael Deeg

as Alfonse

Elizabeth Regen

as Gina

Maddie Corman

as Marilyn

Daniel Tay

as Max

Louis Lombardi

as Police Chief Gugliamino

Laurie Metcalf

as Artie's Mom

Tina Fey

as Front Desk Girl

Charlene Biton

as Slap in the Face Hooker

Nick Di Paolo

as Police Officer (Cousin Mickey)

Jim Breuer

as Football Guy

Jim Florentine

as Barlucci Catcher (Crispino)

Frank Pellegrino

as Gina's Father

Todd Barry

as Creepy Guy Down the Shore

Richard Duva

as Ed's Bar & Swill Player

Joseph R. Gannascoli

as Giusuppe Primavera (uncredited)

Matthew Gumley

as Tommy

Lauren Hugnou

as Hooker #1

Keisha

as Pitching Machine

Maria Javier

as Hooker #2

Nathalie Walker

as Hooker #3

Dana Lorge

as Gina's Mom

Frank Sebastiano

Director

Shawnna Thibodeau

Stunt Double

Frank Sebastiano

Writer

Artie Lange

Writer

Artie Lange

Producer

Anthony Mastromauro

Producer

BC Smith

Music

David Phillips

Director of Photography

Peter Fandetti

Editor

Laylee Olfat

Casting

Lina Todd

Casting

Kelly McGehee

Production Design

Sarah Maine

Set Decoration

Nancy Brous

Costume Design

Melissa Miller Costanzo

Art Department Coordinator

Sharon Watt

Script Supervisor

Brian Abbott

Makeup Department Head