"A shy San Francisco librarian and a bumbling cop fall in love as they solve a crime involving albinos, dwarves, and the Catholic Church."
Goldie Hawn
as Gloria Mundy
Chevy Chase
as Tony Carlson
Burgess Meredith
as Mr. Hennessey
Eugene Roche
as Archbishop Thorncrest / Archbishop's brother
Dudley Moore
as Stanley Tibbets
Marilyn Sokol
as Stella
Brian Dennehy
as Fergie
Marc Lawrence
as Rupert Stiltskin
Rachel Roberts
as Delia Darrow / Gerda Casswell
Frances Bay
as Mrs. Russel
Queenie Smith
as Elsie
Billy Barty
as J.J. MacKuen
Chuck McCann
as Theatre Manager
Don Calfa
as Scarface
Bruce Solomon
as Scott
Cooper Huckabee
as Sandy
Pat Ast
as Mrs. Venus
Lou Cutell
as House Manager
William Frankfather
as Whitey Jackson
John Hancock
as Coleman
Barbara Sammeth
as Sally
Hope Summers
as Ethel
Irene Tedrow
as Mrs. Monk
Ion Teodorescu
as Turk
Janet Wood
as Sylvia
Cyril Magnin
as Pope Pius XIII
Rollin Moriyama
as Japanese Man
Mitsu Yashima
as Japanese Woman
M. James Arnett
as Truck Driver
Colin Higgins
Writer
Director
Lynn Stalmaster
Casting
Edward K. Milkis
Producer
Peter V. Herald
Associate Producer
David M. Walsh
Director of Photography
Pembroke J. Herring
Editor
Alfred Sweeney
Production Design
Thomas L. Miller
Glynn Rubin
Stunts
Alan Oliney
Frank James Sparks
Stunt Double
May Boss
Tommy J. Huff
Kitty O'Neil
Hal Needham
Jophery C. Brown
Craig R. Baxley
Charles Fox
Original Music Composer
Susan Germaine
Hairstylist
E. Thomas Case
Makeup Artist
Stunt Coordinator