"In a spoof on the contemporary sacred cons, two yuppy couples get entangled with warring smugglers of dope that include fake priests and nuns as well as Japanese and Chinese agents."
Christopher de Leon
as Johnny
Charo Santos
as Melanie (as Charo Santos)
Jay Ilagan
as Nonong
Sandy Andolong
as Nancy
Boboy Garovillo
as Omota
Johnny Delgado
as Pinoy Master
Armida Siguion-Reyna
as Madame Lily
Leo Martinez
as Fr. Blanco
Moody Diaz
as Aling Melody / Virgie
Joe Jardi
as Wagner (as Joe Jardi)
Danny Javier
as Santacruzan
George Javier
as Japanese Master
Nanette Inventor
as Mother Superior
Bert Miranda
as Chinese Bodyguard 1
Tommy Yap
as Chinese Bodyguard 2
Ella Reyes
as Ella
Marietta Sta. Juana
as Rose
Roger Vivero
as Sarhento 1
Manny Tibayan
as Sarhento 2
Lily Miraflor
as Customs Examiner
Ike Jarlego Jr.
as Customs Examiner (1969)
Danny Rojo
as Customs Examiner (1976)
Marlene Natividad
as Pekeng Madre
Pinky Buencamino
Yamin Olfindo
Thaemar Panuncialman
Lea Locsin
Ding Achacoso
as Technician
Cesar Hernando
Noli Gamboa
Romy Dollero
as Native sa Presinto
Joseph Olfindo
as Waiter
Fred Punzal
as Chinaman
Precy Beltran
as Chinawoman
Jim Paredes
as Conductor
Ramon Reyes
Sound Designer
Luis S. Reyes
Mike de Leon
Director
Clodualdo del Mundo Jr.
Screenplay
Raquel Villavicencio
Rody Lacap
Director of Photography
Editor
Encarnacion De Leon
Executive Producer
Narcisa de Leon
Art Direction
Manuel De Leon
Production Design
Lorrie Ilustre
Original Music Composer