"Leaving their hometown of Fulchester in the North of England, Sandra and Tracey head for the bright lights of London, shagging and boozing their way to fame and fortune."
Fiona Allen
as Sandra
Sophie Thompson
as Tracey
Jerry O'Connell
as Sean Cooley
Anthony Stewart Head
as Victor
Geri Halliwell
as Paige
James Dreyfus
as Fidor
Naomi Campbell
as Sales Assistant
Angus Deayton
as Maurice
Hugh Dennis
as Immigration Officer
Les Dennis
as MC
Tom Goodman-Hill
as Baz
Michael Greco
as Niarchos
Eamonn Holmes
as Himself
Ralf Little
as Milkman
Dolph Lundgren
as Randy
Burt Kwouk
as Dalai Lama
Ahmet Mekin
as Waiter 1
Timur Ahmet
as Waiter 2
Chris Barnes
as Warden
Oliver Bradshaw
as Butler
Sarah Cawood
as TOTP Presenter 1
Colin Murray
as TOTP Presenter 2
as Maurice the Hotel Receptionist
Steve Punt
as Immigration Officer 1
as Immigration Officer 2
Simon Farnaby
as Ventriloquist
Ene Frost
as Recording Studio Mixer
Michael Howe
as UK Breakfast Presenter
Alison King
as Receptionist
Helen Lederer
as Hysterical UN Woman
Bruce Mackinnon
as Minion 1
Neil Maskell
as Policeman
Grant Masters
as E.R. Person
Henry Miller
as Dave
Johnny Myers
as American Journalist
Arthur Nightingale
as Gardener
Stuart Nurse
as Limo Driver
Brian Perkins
as Newsreader
Paul Putner
as Coach Driver
Erich Redman
as Dutch Journalist
Simon Roberts
as Horner Prize Presenter
Finlay Robertson
as Rickshaw Driver
Frank Rozelaar-Green
as French Driver
David Schneider
as Tanner
Shend
as Niarchos 2
John Thomson
as Foreman
Don Warrington
as General Secretary
Rainer Wiseman
as Postman
Naima Stevenson
as Office Worker
James Boyle
as Tom Cruise
Ed Bye
Director
Ray De-Haan
Stunt Coordinator
Adam Kirley
Stunt Double
John Brown
Producer
David Walley
Art Direction
Linda Alderson
Costume Design
Michelle Pianca
Unit Manager
Julian Slater
Supervising Sound Editor
Charles Jarman
Lee Sheward
Alexandra Montgomery
Post-Production Manager
Nathaniel De'Lineadeus
Effects Supervisor
Jo Grover
Prosthetics
Sunita Parmar
Prosthetic Makeup Artist
Steve Griffin
Nigel Green
Executive Producer
Makeup Artist
Susan Howard
Prosthetic Supervisor
Sam Ives
Andrea Slater
Second Assistant Director
Craig Gray
Construction Manager
Alastair Widgery
Sound Mixer
Jo Adams
Makeup & Hair
Crispin Buxton
Location Manager
Benjamin Greenacre
Grenville Horner
Production Design
Paul Mooney
Hairstylist
Nathan Middleton
Painter
Anna Lee
Location Assistant
Joan Hills
Prosthetic Designer
Paul Cathie
Third Assistant Director
Grace Brook
Art Department Assistant
David Taylor
Best Boy Grip
Andy Young
Key Grip
Mark Wybourn
Editor
Charles Finch
Sarah Kane
Set Decoration
Kimberley Fahey
Petty Cash Buyer
Anja Kristiansen
Production Assistant
Jen Lambert
Medical Consultant
Matt Curtis
Title Designer
Luc Roeg
Makeup Designer
Hattie Bowering
Assistant Production Coordinator
Julia Jones
Unit Publicist
Arthur Graley
Foley Editor
Martin Healey
Gaffer
Beverley Gerard
Props
Rob Holder
Assistant Camera
Brendan Donnison
ADR Voice Casting
Daryl Jordan
Editorial Services
Andreas Petrides
Stunts
Robert Rabson
Electrician
Richard Johns
Line Producer
Devina Artley
Justine Angus
Dialogue Editor
Jamie Fowlds
Steadicam Operator
Bill Kaye
Still Photographer
Mike Parker
Camera Operator
Kelly Valentine Hendry
Casting Assistant
Mark Dilliway
Transportation Captain
Dan Hubbard
Casting
Richard MacMillan
Steve Lucas
Special Effects
James Skinner
Visual Effects Supervisor
David Wall
Vanessa Baker
Tim Jefferis
Transportation Coordinator
William Osborne
Writer
Joe Geary
First Assistant Director
Emma Brassfield
Costume Assistant
Sarah Franzl
Victoria Lorkin-Lange
Production Coordinator
Robinia Farnaby
Richard Barratt
Property Master
Clea Tammes
Production Executive
Andy Mountain
Lighting Artist
Ben Raban
Grip Production Assistant
Greg Francis
Music Arranger
Hannah Brown
John Sorapure
Director of Photography
David A. Hughes
Original Music Composer
Chris Lyons
Special Effects Makeup Artist