"An 'Airplane!'-style spoof of hospital soap operas—a brilliant young trainee can't stand the sight of blood; a doctor romances the head nurse in order to get the key to the drugs cabinet; and there's a mafioso on the loose disguised as a woman."
Sean Young
as Dr. Stephanie Brody
Michael McKean
as Dr. Simon August
Gary Friedkin
as Dr. Milton Chamberlain
Kyle T. Heffner
as Dr. Charles Litto
Rick Overton
as Dr. Thurman Flicker
Crystal Bernard
as Julie
Ted McGinley
as Dr. Bucky DeVol
Saul Rubinek
as Floyd Kurtzman
Harry Dean Stanton
as Dr. Oliver Ludwig
Patrick Macnee
as Jacob
Dabney Coleman
as Dr. Joseph Prang
Héctor Elizondo
as Angelo / Angela Bonafetti
Peggy Trentini
as The Others - Christmas Elf
Pamela Reed
as Nurse Norine Sprockett
Taylor Negron
as Dr. Phil Burns
Patrick Collins
as Dr. Walter Rist
Michael Richards
as Malamud Callahan
Titos Vandis
as Sal Bonafetti
Richard Dean Anderson
as Drug dealer
Monique Gabrielle
as (uncredited)
Haunani Minn
as The Nurses - Chang
Becky Gonzalez
as The Nurses - Perez
Lynne Marie Stewart
as The Nurses - Thatcher
Toni Hudson
as The Candystripers - Bunny
Frank Pesce
as The Gangsters - Rocco
Nicholas Mele
as The Gangsters - Jerry
Michael Damian
as Soap Cameos
Steven Ford
Stuart Damon
Jaime Lyn Bauer
Tom Ligon
Kin Shriner
Janine Turner
Jacklyn Zeman
Diane Markoff
as The Cops - Emilia
Walter Scott
as The Cops - Bed Mechanic
Reynaldo Rey
as The Cops - Cicerelli
Billie Bird
as The Hospital Staff - Flower Lady
Millee Taggart
as The Hospital Staff - Miss Ditka
Larry Jenkins
as The Hospital Staff - Paul the Orderly
Stuart Charno
as The Hospital Staff - Warren the Orderly
John Steadman
as The Patients - 82 Year Old Man
Scott Marshall
as The Patients - Boy with Fly
George Furth
as The Patients - Disgusting Looking Patient
Ed Begley Jr.
as The Flashback - Young Simon's Father
Michael Elias
as The Others - Spectator
Kimberly McArthur
as The Candystripers - Jyll Omato
Rose Michtom
as The Others - Mrs. Pierce
Paul Stanley
as Self (scenes deleted)
Cynthia Geary
as Girl with Broken Nose (uncredited)
Susan Lucci
as Susan Lucci (uncredited)
John E. Coleman
as Featured (uncredited)
Demi Moore
as New Intern (uncredited)
Hillary Horan
as The Nurses - Theresa
Writer
Garry Marshall
Director
Rich Eustis
Jerry Bruckheimer
Producer
Nick Abdo
Associate Producer
Executive Producer
Jeffrey Ganz
Donald Peterman
Director of Photography
Dov Hoenig
Editor
Maurice Jarre
Original Music Composer
Polly Platt
Production Design
Lynn Stalmaster
Casting
Tracy Bousman
Art Direction
Nancy Klopper
Toni Howard
Stunt Coordinator