"After the city's deadliest serial killer breaks out of jail, the aging Texas Ranger that put him away comes out of retirement to stop the monster's rampage, this time for good. Violence and hilarity ensue as the city is thrown into chaos."
Christie Gilliam Ali
as Drunk Beauty #1 / Jeep Girl #2
Louie Alonzo
as Punk Baseball Team Shortstop
Elizabeth Alton
as Ms. Kitty
James Anglin
as 80s-Porn-Looking Good Samaritan
Michael Armenta
as Demon / Swirl / Man on Phone DGAF / Bystander With A Killer Headache
John Ary
as Manager
Angela Behm
as Moustache
Brian Behm
as Detective Behm
Louis Black
as Jimmy White
Devin Bonnée
as Blind Bluesman
Nicole Boone
as Movie Submissive / Sexy Lady Smack Talker #2 / Jeep Girl #4 / Flirty Patio Waitress / Sexy Hazmat Woman
Tony Bottorff
as Mayor Wommack
Kristen Boykin
as Sexy Lady Who Might Be A Hooker
Andrew Bragdon
as Indiana-Jones-Hat-Wearing Coffee Drinker
Burnie Burns
as Jim Convasos
Evan Sabara
as Punk Baseball Team Captain
Harry Jay Knowles
as Harry 'Big Daddy' Salemson
Mike McCutchen
Writer
J.J. Weber
Co-Writer
Brian Satterwhite
Music
Director