"Depending on who's talking, a comet is on track to destroy the planet. Sonny and Archie, two Mafia wise guys, plan on stashing their valuables and retiring just in case they survive."
James Duval
as Archie Bocci
Steven Chase
as Sonny Lusconi
Michael Madsen
as Jason
Vivica A. Fox
as Mayor Brown
Lainie Kazan
as Rose Lusconi
Lindsay Hartley
as Rachel
Felissa Rose
as Ma
Katherine Kelly Lang
as Mrs. Smith
Angelo Pagán
as Rey
Martin Kove
as Agent Tracey
Dean McDermott
as Agent Bean
Tiffany Shepis
as Boxing Times Announcer
Jack Betts
as Bookstore Owner
Judy Tenuta
as Evelyn 'Evvy' Hancock
Matthew Garbacz
as Chad, Boy at Party
Alexander T. Hwang
as Seung Wook
Lauren Compton
as Jennifer
Rob Colletti
as Rucci
George Gallagher
as Andy, Mayor's Aide
Teck Holmes
as Bishop
Kurt Koehler
as Miss Gladys
Jill Bartlett
as Bianca
Don DiPetta
as Ollie
Victoria Summer
as Kitty, Lounge Singer
Scott L. Schwartz
as Shop Owner
Brad Bufanda
as Robert (as Bradley Joseph)
Chris Coppola
as The Clown
Michael Guarnera
as Connor Cochran
Frantz Turner
as Willy
Judith Scarpone
as Livia, Archie's Mom
Kane Lieu
as Bo
Kelli McNeil-Yellen
as Daisy, Waitress
Clint Jung
as Barry Ling
Juliet Garbacz
as Lily, Jennifer's Daughter
Evan Nikolas Fields
as Ace (as Evan Fields)
Tanea Brooks
as Spider
D.T. Carney
as Mobster
Charles Chudabala
as Ballet Student
Kenny Ray Powell
as Tommy Wallace
Joe Palese
as Cramer
Angel Anthony Marrero
as Nick
Alex Lowery
as Roxy
Dominic Bagarozzi
as The Italian
Lauren Krause
as Newscaster
Jenna Kim
as Henchman
Kevin Eilenberg
as Coffee Drinker
Johnny DeLeon
as Lead Agent
Michelle Zullo
as Mia
Rajeev Chhibber
as Store Clerk
Shaman the Shepherd
as Barking Dog
Roy Knyrim
Makeup Effects Designer
B. Harrison Smith
Writer
Director
John Avarese
Original Music Composer
Matt Klammer
Director of Photography