"John Bennett, a man whose childhood wish of bringing his teddy bear to life came true, now must decide between keeping the relationship with the bear or his girlfriend, Lori."
Mark Wahlberg
as John Bennett
Mila Kunis
as Lori Collins
Seth MacFarlane
as Ted (voice)
Joel McHale
as Rex
Giovanni Ribisi
as Donny
Patrick Warburton
as Guy
Matt Walsh
as Thomas
Jessica Barth
as Tami-Lynn
Aedin Mincks
as Robert
Bill Smitrovich
as Frank
Patrick Stewart
as Narrator (voice)
Norah Jones
as Norah Jones
Sam J. Jones
as Sam Jones
Tom Skerritt
as Tom Skerritt
Bretton Manley
as Young John
Ralph Garman
as John's Dad
Alex Borstein
as John's Mom
John Viener
as Alix
Laura Vandervoort
as Tanya
Robert Wu
as Asian Man "Ming"
Ginger Gonzaga
as Gina
Jessica Stroup
as Tracy
Melissa Ordway
as Michelle
Max Harris
as Greenbaum Kid
Zane Cowans
as Kid #1 / Young Ted's Voice
T.J. Hourigan
as Kid #2
Owen Clarke
as Kid #3
Kristina Ellery
as Heavenly
Katelyn Lorren
as Cherene
Chanty Sok
as Angelique
Sarah Fischer
as Sauvignon Blanc
Cassie Djerf
as Waitress
Joe Siriani
as Guy at Table #1
Pat Shea
as Guy at Table #2
Josh Duvendeck
as Guy #1
Chris Cox
as Guy #2
Henry Penzi
as Partygoer (Ted's Buddy)
Tania Cabrera
as Girl at Party
Colton Shires
as Teenage John
Viera Andrea Moya
as Plymouth PR Worker
Heajee Kim
as Club Girl
Lydia Hannibal
as Ellen
Shawn Thornton
as Crazy Guy
Eric Weinstein
as Stagehand
Danny Smith
as Waiter
Mike Nikitas
as Newscaster
Robin Hamilton
as Female Newscaster
Mike Henry
as Southern Newscaster
Johnny Lee Davenport
as Husband
Chris Everett
as Wife
Tara Strong
as Bellybutton (voice) (uncredited)
Ted Danson
as Ted Danson (uncredited)
Ryan Reynolds
as Jared (uncredited)
Olivia Jordan
as Party Guest (uncredited)
Alexandra Creteau
as Club Patron (uncredited)
Emmalyn Anderson
as Concert Attendee (uncredited)
John Franchi
as Tourist / Pedestrian (uncredited)
Screenplay
Director
John Jacobs
Producer
Jeff Murrell
Gaffer
Story
Jason Clark
Alec Sulkin
Michael Barrett
Director of Photography
E. David Cosier
Art Direction
Debra McGuire
Costume Design
Jeff Freeman
Editor
Sheila Jaffe
Casting
Walter Murphy
Original Music Composer
Stephen J. Lineweaver
Production Design
Kyra Friedman Curcio
Set Decoration
Luci Romberg
Stunts
Tom Williams
Sound Mixer
Eric Heffron
Co-Producer
Mark Kamine
Blair Clark
Visual Effects Supervisor
Scott Stuber
Unit Production Manager
First Assistant Director
Wellesley Wild
Avner Engel
Animation
Jimmy Almeida
Nicholas Tripodi
Trevor Hunter
Ian Mclaughlin
Kristopher Medina
Scott Rogers
Stunt Coordinator
Sean Graham
Eddie Yansick
Spike Silver
Amita Sahgal
Shaun Freeman
Steve Budd
Tom Gibbons
William R. Wright
Christel Pougeoise
Eddie Braun
Crystal Dalman
Jess Morris
Mickey Giacomazzi
Aaron Clement
Daniel Leavitt
Danny Southard
Larry White
Brandon Sebek
Kevin Scott
Ben Forster
Louis Jones
Neil Kennedy
Bryce Burke
Phil Culotta
Dana Reed
Bill Young
Andrea Castagnoli
Shane Hall
Andy Hass
Daniel Fotheringham
Loïc Miermont
Heath Pagram
Jill Brown
David Good
Christopher Mullins
Mark Powers
Miles Southan
Brian Mendenhall
Scott Slater
Johnny Turco
Victoria Livingstone
Jonathan Lyons
Nathan Ross
Paul Marini
Chris Carnes
Murray Adler
Music Supervisor
Gregory W. Smith
Steadicam Operator
Claire Folger
Still Photographer
Jaimie Trueblood
Stan Jones
Music Editor
Moira Marquis
Todd Sheidenberger
Orchestrator
Jon Mone
Executive Producer
Mike Marino
Foley Mixer
Timothy Lewis
Set Dresser
Cleo Wang
Anna Behlmer
Sound Re-Recording Mixer
John Pungitore
Terry Porter
Brittany Burke
Casting Associate
Pamela Kahn
Foley Artist
Ann Masterson
Makeup Department Head
Tracey Levy
Makeup Artist
Jimmy Duyon
Second Unit Director
Kenneth Sayers
Bruce Barris
Sound Effects Editor
Michael Dressel
Foley Editor
Dean Minnerly
Eric A. Norris
Elliott Koretz
Sound Supervisor
Richard Oswald
Second Assistant Director
Bryan Felty
Set Designer
Timothy Rowcroft
Johnny Villanueva
Hair Department Head
Cheryl Daniels
Key Hair Stylist
Sound Designer
Ryan Bradley
Stunt Double
Regis Harrington
Curt Schulkey
Dialogue Editor
Vanessa Lapato
Ralph Osborn
Anthony "Ace" Thomas
Choreographer
Q Fortier
Systems Administrators & Support