"When the details of a secret torpedo are destroyed by an incompetent seaman, the crew of the ship rally round, when the Admiral needs the plans to show to a visiting scientist."
Kenneth Connor
as Ordinary Seaman Blissworth
Eric Barker
as Capt. David Foster
Leslie Phillips
as Lt. Cmdr. Bill Fanshawe
Joan Sims
as Ann Foster
Noel Purcell
as Adm. Sir Humphrey Pettigrew
Hattie Jacques
as Agatha Potter
Spike Milligan
as Ranjid - Civilian electrician #1
Eric Sykes
as Civilian electrician #2
Sid James
as Chief Petty Officer Mundy
David Lodge
as Security sergeant
Victor Maddern
as Sailor fishing for bike
Ed Devereaux
as Cmdr. Phillips
Robin Ray
as Flag lieutenant
George Street
as Second Security Guard
Peter Howell
as Admiral's secretary
Peter Byrne
as Sailor
Arch Taylor
as Coxswain
Michael Brennan
as Security Guard
Leila Williams
as WREN Driver
Richard Bennett
as Officer of the Day
Carl Conway
Rory MacDermot
Jack Smethurst
Dickie Owen
Bill Cartwright
Ivor Danvers
Charles Vance
Michael Nightingale
Eric Corrie
as Engineering Officer
Gerald Thomas
Director
Earle Couttie
Writer
Vivian Cox
Alan Hackney
Peter Peake
Technical Advisor
Peter Rogers
Producer