Turd Merchants of Death

"Break out the shotgun and the toilet paper. An unspeakable horror has been unleashed and the undead are on the hunt for human flesh. Three unlikely heroes must fight to save their town and their dignity before sunrise."

Cast

Davis Lonergan

as Happy Blonde Boy

Colby Graham

as Sitting Zombie / Humping Fisherman / Zombie on car

Scott Hendry

as Scott Toolbanger

Andrew Martinez

as Shirtless Car Accident Victim

Ann Hines

as Receptionist

Bill HInes

as Mad Doctor

Jack Spanbauer

as Himself

Adrian Tennant

as Door Man

Adam Smith

as Bartender

Andrew Martinez

as Greasy Bar Guy

Kaya Bersto

as Kaya

Canyon Castator

as Canyon

Josh Steele

as Josh

Sheila Cummings

as Sarah Caruso

Mike Carroll

as Mert T. Nertson

Mike Kilkenny-Patrick

as Fecal Blast Mascot / Himself

Glen Gillingham

as Cop

Gordon Koch

as Preacher

Ryan McMurray

as Longboarder

Reed Goodman

as Reed

Alan G. Stratton

as Hero Mechanic

Maile Kobayashi

as Ditsy Customer

Jeremy Frankovis

as "Fist" Mechanic 2

Lazer Rubenstein

as Mechanic 3

Kevin Hohman

as Zombie Driving Car

Rob Schelgel

as Arm-biting Zombie

Alex Covey

as Cash Eating Zombie

Jake Schefrin

as Zombie Burrito Server 1

Amy Docktor

as Zombie Burrito Server 2

Dan Leonard

as Zombie Burrito Server 3

El Vortex

as El Vortex

Jake Schefrin

as Zombie Jake

Jeff Hulslander

as Himself

Max Garson

as Himself

Patrick Dykstra

as Himself

Canyon Castator

as Himself

Josh Steele

as Himself

Elijah Moore

as Himself

Todd Frost

as Himself

Reed Goodman

as Himself

Trick Factory

as Himself

Dustin Hinshaw

as Himself

Jeff Spiegel

as Himself

Crew

Maile Kobayashi

Producer

Elliot Trout

Director of Photography

Samuel Hines

Director

Maile Kobayashi

Executive Producer

Todd Frost

Camera Operator

Gordon Koch

Screenplay

Samuel Hines

Editor

Ryan Simpson

Assistant Editor

Noah Arnold

Gaffer

Evan Hedges

Creature Design

Kaya Bersto

Assistant Camera

Dan Fissel-Painter

Creature Design

Noah Arnold

Assistant Editor

Jay Angelo

Camera Operator

Gordon Koch

Assistant Director

Reed Goodman

Executive Producer

Erica Congelli

Producer's Assistant

Samuel Hines

Executive Producer

Mike Kilkenny-Patrick

Sound Engineer

Gordon Koch

Assistant Editor

Colby Graham

Screenplay

Elliot Trout

Assistant Editor

Ryan Simpson

Camera Operator

Mike Kilkenny-Patrick

Score Engineer

Andrew Martinez

Key Grip

Bradley Haag

Lighting Coordinator

Adam Smith

Best Boy Grip